The ever so interesting life of Becca

delicate_enigma @ 2004-07-07T18:48:00

2004-07-07T22:47:52Z

DO THIS

I want you to post anything that you want. Anything. Post a story, a secret, a confession, a fear, a love - anything. Be sure to post anonymously and honestly. Post twice if you'd like, and then put this in your LJ to see what your friends (and perhaps others who you don't even realize read your LJ) have to say.

HUMMM.....

2004-07-07T21:50:25Z

Bored again....anyone want to go do something? I saw this awesome movie called Suicide Club, its a Japanese movie so parts of it I didn’t get, but its was awesome...like 50 school girls jumping on to underground tracks and this giant wave of blood comes out and hits this white bag and the cops open the bag b/c it is left on the platform and it has a roll of sewed pieces of skin, and they figure out the skin came from the girls, and then all these kids think suicide is cool and trendy. At some school during lunch this girl is like come watch me die and she’s smiling and giggling and the other kids are like oooh fun lets all jump of the school roof, and when they do, this other girl is like “ooooohh nooo now we have to jump” and grabs this guy and jumps off…Its funny. They find another roll of skin. Apparently there is some “suicide club” and they do mass suicides and they all peel off a section of their skin. It sows how they take the skin of the people with a cheese greater and yesterday when I saw in the Sanrio store the had a hello kitty cheese greater thing and I thought about the movie and how weird it would be to shave your skin off with a hello kitty cheese greater…then I laughed. I almost died laughing when some girl’s boyfriend jumps off a building and accidentally lands on her….Wow I sound really sick and twisted, but it was funny as hell.

delicate_enigma @ 2004-06-24T22:57:00

2004-06-25T02:57:22Z

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Vice President Dick Cheney blurted out the "F word" at Democratic Sen. Patrick Leahy of Vermont during a heated exchange on the Senate floor, congressional aides said on Thursday.

The incident occurred on Tuesday in a terse discussion between the two that touched on politics, religion and money, with Cheney finally telling Leahy to "f--- off" or "go f--- yourself," the aides said.

delicate_enigma @ 2004-06-21T22:15:00

2004-06-22T02:16:50Z

I love it:

mom sells son's ps2

YEAH! No poop finger

2004-06-22T02:00:04Z

Went to winter park day nursery today, it was very fun, except for the bitchy lady who told us to get out of the kitchen. :( But we made kick ass graduation hats and that was cool. Tomarrow we are going to do it again. Then I got home and ran a mile and a half, (once I start I kina zone out) good times. I have had a song stuck in my head for a couple days, gerrr! oh well.

delicate_enigma @ 2004-06-20T11:48:00

2004-06-20T15:49:03Z

My thoughts on chickens

delicate_enigma @ 2004-06-20T11:20:00

2004-06-20T15:19:17Z

I adopted a cute lil' pirate fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

delicate_enigma @ 2004-06-20T10:48:00

2004-06-20T14:50:30Z

I have found a music group that thinks just like me and marissa on a caffine/sugar high. It is jazz but it is cool at the same time.

Let's go, let's go... One, Two, Three, Four....
ESTER!
Burke and Hare!
ESTER, I'm coming for you, ESTER, ESTER.
SAUSAGES! SAUSAGES! ESTER! ESTER! SAUSAGES!
We're gonna tell you something really big (ESTER!)
Like the Alice Cooper Group.
ESTER! Alice Cooper, baby! Alice Cooper!
Uh-uhrrrmm... Like the Alice Cooper Group.
Do you wanna touch me? DEAD BABIES!
See, there's been some big, big things, and some are bigger than others,
And when one might get up and go out of the room, he gets replaced with another.
Now some of these are monsters, the kind that live in the lakes (WHEURRRR!)
And other kinds are like Metal Men, and other kinds are BIG SNAKES.
But they don't look like nothing, they don't look like nothing at all.
They don't look like nothing when you put them up against Caroline Wheeler's Birthday Present.
That's: CAROLINE WHEELER'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
Did ya get that, Joe? (CRAZY!) ESTER, I'M WAITING...
Ner! Ner! Ner!
SAUSAGES! Caroline Wheeler's Birthday Present was made entirely from the skins of dead Jim Morrisons (Scattered over dawn's bleeding highway, I suppose...): that's why it smelled so bad.
Caroline Wheeler checked into the lobby of the Bruce Grobelaar Leisure Centre
( Liverpool and Zimbabwe goalkeeper of the 1980's )
(they check in, but they don't check out) - she was looking for a room where she could sit down and get herself back in order (ORDER!)...
SHEESH!, thought Caroline, What the HELL was that? (Edgar Wallace!)
So she goes to the elevator, she thinks "Well, that'll be pretty straightforward" (Yes, STRAIGHT UP, Caroline...) You know what she finds?
The elevator breaks down with Caroline and the fish in it.
(Fish?) (Uh-oh...)
Do you know what happens if you leave a fish too long in an elevator?
You don't? (Uncontrollable Celtic whooping from Jones)
Well, here's a clue: fish is biodegradable. (THAT MEANS IT ROTS.)
Ner! Ner! Ner!

Well, there's some big, big things and they travel in big, big cars:
Cars like a Mercedes with a big tow-bar (WHERE'S ESTER?)
But there ain't no vehicle big enough,
They just ain't built the vehicle big enough yet to hold the thing that men call Caroline Wheeler's Birthday Present (caroline wheeler's birthday present)
That's: CAROLINE WHEELER'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
(Heck! Here comes the hell drivers!)
(Vroom!)
(OUCH!)

delicate_enigma @ 2004-06-17T20:18:00

2004-06-18T00:18:24Z

smish

YEAH!!!

2004-06-17T22:37:21Z

Dont know why but today I have been a totally euphoric mood! I half expect to break in to song and do the julie andrews "the hills are alive" spinning on a hill top thing. I dnt want today to end!

wow!

2004-06-17T01:01:23Z

Ok. So watching show biz moms and dads and this little kid (who can’t sing) enters a talent contest at a karaoke bar, and I was like wow that place looks familiar! They show the sign out side and guess where it is?? Sing-a-long that place Sammie had her party!! I was like holy shit that is soo weird!

delicate_enigma @ 2004-06-16T18:57:00

2004-06-16T22:57:03Z

I am an Intellectual

Which America Hating Minority Are You?

Take More Robert & Tim Quizzes
Watch Robert & Tim Cartoons

delicate_enigma @ 2004-06-14T20:46:00

2004-06-15T01:12:51Z

Father Schudde would be proud:

I'm a Heretic!

Which Enemy of the Christian Church Are You?

Take More of Robert & Tim's Quizzes
Watch Robert & Tim's Cartoons

delicate_enigma @ 2004-06-13T19:31:00

2004-06-13T23:39:48Z

BARBER:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
[talking]
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!
[singing]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Having insomnia over summer break is like being anorexic at a buffet....I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
How it got there I can't tell
But now it's there it hurts like hell
And what is more it radically affects my sense of smell.

Anyways, I have been bored for about 2 days...I have a weird annoying feeling that everyone I know, or for that matter everyone I have met, has been invited to a huge party and no one bothered to invite me. Oh well I allways have monty python to entertain me...
Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spaaam!
Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spam.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)
Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)
Lovely Spaaam!
Spaaam, Spaaam, Spaaam, Spaaaaaam!

delicate_enigma @ 2004-05-31T20:05:00

2004-06-01T00:08:41Z

to day was uneventful...I went to Bed Bath and Beyond with my parents, then we went to chilie's (eewwwwww!) then I slept and now I am up.

completely randomness

2004-05-31T02:08:31Z

yo party ppl! lol got back from the beach, went with marissa and her mom and here little sister. I think I still have sand in my crack. 2 people + 4 Red Bull + Canyland= good times. "Pssssst Psssssst guess what my name is; just guess"!!! lol. I love my new icon, its so totally random, quite like me...Im Nelly from the Loo right now....I found a Fossil watch in the sand, it works too, its hott. I hink it was a man midget's cuz its been made small. My boobs kept popping out in the ocean. "The ocean is not good for nipplus whiteus"...i burnt my boobs. ORCA! "Oh mr. lifeguard! I'm drowning, will you give me mouth to mouth.....ON MY CROTCH!!"

delicate_enigma @ 2004-05-28T00:52:00

2004-05-28T04:55:38Z

just got back from sammies party, finally something to post about! good times had by all. Sam's mom is a genius 20 teenagers + tinfoil = fun!

delicate_enigma @ 2004-05-28T00:49:00

2004-05-28T04:49:11Z

B	Beautiful
E	Elitist
C	Controversial
C	Creative
A	Astonishing

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delicate_enigma @ 2004-05-23T19:22:00

2004-05-23T23:25:03Z

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delicate_enigma @ 2004-05-22T21:44:00

2004-05-23T01:44:39Z

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Your Secret Kink Thing	Hiding things.(Look!No hands)
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Your Likely STD	You're clean!
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delicate_enigma @ 2004-05-21T22:21:00

2004-05-22T02:21:05Z

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delicate_enigma @ 2004-05-15T10:48:00

2004-05-15T14:47:26Z

Take the quiz: "Which American City Are You?"

Cleveland
You are blue collar and Rock n Roll. You Work hard and party harder.

delicate_enigma @ 2004-04-28T16:34:00

2004-04-28T20:37:38Z

why cant we all be friends?

delicate_enigma @ 2004-04-23T17:58:00

2004-04-23T21:58:46Z

except its a cricket...

urges

2004-04-06T00:54:24Z

I have this sudden need to go buy kacki cropped pants